Iran News Shocker: British Royal Family Are Jewish


PHOTO: Princess Diana & Kate Middleton — Both Ski, Both Jewish?

With little happening in Iran since the big events of Hassan Rouhani’s election and Iran’s qualification for the 2014 World Cup, Iranian news agencies have been scrambling for a theme to attract readers.

Mehr News finds the answer: the British media has “hushed and ignored” the shocking story that Kate Middleton, the Princess of Wales, is secretly Jewish.

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Not enough of a “Jewish” angle? Press TV ups the ante — it asks “how Takfiris [apostates] and Zionists are alike” and answers: “They think they are so much better than other people that they are justified in killing them…sometimes even eating them.”

First, Mehr News’s investigative journalism. Their intrepid reporters establish that, despite attempts by the British Royal Family to pull the wool over their subjects’ eyes with a lavish Christian wedding ceremony in Westminster Abbey, the entire event was “based on Jewish culture”.

The reporters do not offer us further details (did the Windsors sneak in a rabbi? Was the catering Glatt kosher? If so, who supervised it? Did the DJ play Barry Manilow? Were the happy couple wed under a chuppah?), but they display this logic:

Kate’s mother was surnamed Goldsmith before marrying Kate’s father. According to Jewish laws if a mother is a Jew, her children will be Jews, too. Therefore Kate Middleton is a Sephardic Jew and her children will be Jews based on the Jewish law.

Ah, OK. And there’s more….

Not only is Kate a Sephardic Jew, but Prince William is also a member of the faith!

Mehr reveals that William’s mother, Princess Diana, was Jewish, as her ancestors are part of the Rothschild banking dynasty.

Let’s review:

Even if the Royal Family, particularly Kate and William introduce themselves as staunch Christians, since the bride of the family, Princess Diana the wife of Prince Charles , was Jewish, her two sons Harry and William are Jews. On the other hand William’s marriage as the inheritor of the crown to a Jewish girl will leave the future of Britain to the hands of the couple’s Jewish children.

Over at Press TV, the investigative journalism is about how Jews and “Takfiris” sometimes like to eat those whom they oppose.

The State outlet turns to one Dr. Kevin Barrett, billed as “one of America’s best-known critics of the War on Terror”. Google Scholar seems to have missed this — it displays a total of 0 publications from Barrett — but his CV on Press TV’s website lists Truth Jihad: My Epic Struggle Against the 9/11 Big Lie (2007) and Questioning the War on Terror: A Primer for Obama Voters (2009)

Putting readers at ease, in case they fear their Jewish or Takfiri neighbors might devour them, Barrett opens:

To be fair, most Zionists and Takfiris are not cannibals. But they are fanatics who commit atrocities in service to the tribal ego.


Still, it’s best not to relax. Barrett explains that Takfiris give away their evil schemes, but Jews are more cunning:

Unlike Takfiris, Zionists are usually smart enough not to film themselves doing horrible things. But some of their atrocities are as bad as those of the Takfiris.

To be honest, the following paragraphs are hard to describe, as Barrett has forgotten his initial reassurance and is quite agitated. However, we eventually get this tell-tale sign of the difference between Jews and Takfiris — in case readers are ever in a position to have to differentiate between who might eat them:

Jewish Zionists are sure that they are the “chosen people”. Takfiris believe everyone else is a kaffir whose blood is licit.

Or, if you don’t want to differentiate, Barrett offers this simple formula:

I think they are all criminally insane.

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  1. Joanna,
    This was brilliant. Thanks.

    One thing, though. You posted it just as I was about to leave, so I wanted to print it and take it with me. But the new site doesn’t have a print button!!! Please put one in. You can get open source ‘add this’ this buttons that offer you all kinds of services, including various print options, such as print clean and print friendly:

    • Thank you! I had no idea about the lack of a print button, which seems really odd! We will look into it.

  2. Prince Charles (Kate’s father in law), was also circumcised by a professional Jewish ‘Moel’ of London in 1949 period, just after his Anglican baptism. Even Willy & Harry were circumcized in private , just look at the photo of Wills having a piss at a Polo match, you can see he’s a ’roundhead’ like his father Charlie and his Goldsmith cousins.I’m an illegite Packer too and the Packers are on intimate terms with the Royal Family, especially my late half-uncle KP. It takes one to know one as they say! You’re getting it straight from the horse’s mouth in this blog!

    • Lol. So he was circumcised but still continued to have a pagan Christian belief lol that’s a good one buddy. They are NOT jewish and they are NOT royal of Israel or the UK. They are False

  3. The latest news- My half-cousin James Packer has officially become an Israeli Citizen!The Yids call him the Zionist Goy! What crap! Jamie is Jewish as a Matzo! As for Kate and Diana’s love for skiing, my sister also loves snow skiing and is an arrogant JAP (Jewish Princess) and snubs myself and another ex-mate, called David, because we are ‘disabled’ (not our faults, our Jewish families gave us defective genes). Jamie also did business deals with another cousin of mine, who ironically was also part Polish Jewish. I can’t get away from them (The Yids, Ha, Ha , Ha). Also Jamie Packer’s last 2 wives were Jewish 1.Kate Fisher (Ashkenazic like Jamie) 2.Johdi Meares (Serfadi Marrano). Jamie’s current wife is not Jewish (Erica Baxter), she seems like a nice girl. I envy cousin Jamie, I wish I could’ve laid Kate Fisher and Johdi Meares, one time the 2 hottest models in Australia! Remember Prince Charle’s hot model and Jewish girlfriend, Koo Stark? Charlie was forced to marry Diana, because she was Jewish, His real love and still is Camilla Parker Bolwes!

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