Iran’s Supreme Leader has a special Christmas message for his English readers, with his own version of “What Would Jesus Do?”.

Apparently, Jesus’s priority today would be for a battle against the oppression of Israel:

And Jesus would also be alongside African Americans — and the Supreme Leader — against the oppression of the US establishment, complete with the latest Twitter hashtags:

The Supreme Leader’s campaign was not taken up by his President, Hassan Rouhani, who preferred to focus on the upside and leave out the Zionists and the racists: